If I Had a Penis... A2 Greeting Card
If one of your ladies needs a bit of cheering up - let them know that if you were their man they'd have all the babies and a white picket fence already.
* Card reads, “If I had a penis, you and I would have 4 kids and a time share in Florida”
* Blank inside
* 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
* Printed on 110# heavy card stock with Your Gal Kiwi logo on back
* Packaged with coordinating envelope in plastic cello sleeve